July 2011
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June 2011
“I think a lot about the moon. How it constantly waxes and wanes, just like my...”
– Shoko Tendo, Yakuza Moon
Tennis or Soccer?
Today, I woke up to ESPN. There was Wimbledon going on. Women’s Quarter Finals! Venus and Serena both got out! It’s ‘bout time! Like what my dad said, they’re both too old to play, and they should let the new ones shine. I mean, who would want two old, huge, muscular women in your way to the trophy? I can’t believe the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge was there to watch...
So my mom was like,
“izz dat Hitler’s say-un?!”
My mom mistakened the Peace sign for the Swastika..
And all of the sudden I’m scared for my mom’s future social interactions and safety.
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TMI: My house smells nice but my room smells like...
aronymous:
Especially my bin where I chuck out all my abused tissues.
My sister loves the smell, especially. She’d come in just to tell me that I’m ugly, but really that’s just an excuse for her to come in and busk in the freshness.
GPOY. I have tissues on the floor everywhere. My mom came in and handed me money, then asked me if I was using coconut as an air freshener on the way out. IT...
Pretending not to know someone you just met...
macastillo:
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook…
Watchhanthelion:
This never gets old. omg Haha
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“Why does it feel like as if we three are the only standing virgins left in the...”
– Friends
Anonymous asked: why do treat most people as theyre invisible?
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How a guy like myself dealt with a broken heart.
I know I’ve hurt you in the past, but when I saw you with another guy, I couldn’t help myself but to fight for you. They tell you to fight for what you love, but they don’t tell you what to do after if you’ve lost. I guess it makes sense. If they don’t express their love back when you try to puke out all the feelings and thoughts you have inside, then they don’t...
Anonymous asked: OMG!!! You're so cute!!! I want to have you.. can I keep you?? forever?? please??
When people ask me if I can dance,
I right away deny the fact that I can dance.
But in reality, I’ve very very naughty on the dance floor. Once, my dance partner got mad at me because I kept thrusting my hips at her behind that she said that it hurt.
Just keep the lights off so I can save my innocence.
[insert wink here]
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Why I like mixed races....
aronymous:
This is generalizing but they have the height of their “White” side and the looks of their Asian side, or vice versa. Sometimes they have both from both sides but that’s what you call super models.
It’s not just Asian/White mixed races, I like them in general because it’s interesting to see the combined physical traits they have, they’re like living scientific experiments.
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I prefer not to read the end.
I have the tendency to stop before the climax of a book. I just worry that I won’t like the ending to it; that it won’t become something I think the way it should end in my imagination.
Geez I’m even getting underpit wet spots thinking of this.
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“I didn’t want to hear it, I didn’t want to see it, I didn’t...”
– Yakuza Moon
